And I thought what I said was funny...

"Dad, what does n-c-d spell?" I respond, "It spells nothing". He says, "What does a-e-o spell?" I respond, "It spells nothing. That's not a word." Beau says, "It spells Duck Dad, you should know that!"


"Dad, I want to bring my drum to school for show and tell." I respond, "That's great, let's go." Beau looks at me and says, "Well, first I have to take my clothes off and put paint on my body." Confused, I say "What?". He simply says, "That's what the Indians do in Out Juicy Whale (aka Outlaw Josey Wales)."